Life is full of ups and downs. Sometimes we feel unhappy and stressed, and during such times, we often look for something funny to lift our spirits and bring a smile to our faces. Funny shayari in English is a fun way to share jokes, silly thoughts, and humorous feelings in a two-line couplet. It mixes clever words and playful ideas to entertain everyone. Whether it’s about love, friendship, or just amusing life situations, funny shayari in English brings joy and laughter.
People love funny shayari because it helps them smile, feel happy, and add some lightness to their day. Funny shayari also keeps us away from sadness. It’s a perfect way to add humor to any conversation and brighten someone’s mood.
Izzat ki baat karte ho to suno sahib
Raat ko machhar bhi paon choomne aate hain.
Arz kiya hai, Khudkushi ka naya tareeqa apnaunga
Main tujhe chhod kar tumhari saheli ko pataunga.
Ek to mujhe yaar ki judai maar gayi
Aur doosra khoobsurat hamsai maar gayi.
Parhai ek khoobsurat ehsaas hai
Upar wali line bakwaas hai.
Funny Shayari in English
Aaj maine garam paani mein haath daala,
To paani bola, Yaar thande haath to na lagao.
Hum khud bhi use bhulana chahte hain
Par mummy roz subah paanch badaam khila deti hain.
Jab safed saari pe laal bindi lagati ho
Qasam se, ambulance nazar aati ho.
Pyar karne chale the, dil lagane chale the
Pata chala woh bhooke the, hum khane chale the.
Funny Shayari in English images
Izzat ki baat karte ho to suno sahab
Raat ko machhar bhi paaon choomne aate hain.
Hamara nuksan na poochiye sahab
Shaadi ho rahi thi ke aankh khul gayi.
Unse keh do woh mujhe paagal na kahein
Mummy kehti hain jo kehta hai woh khud hota hai.
Kitabon se door bhaagta hai dil
Yeh ishq hai ya board ka imtihan.
2 Line Funny Shayari in English
Dil karta hai tumhara naam chaand par likhoon
Magar kya karoon, yeh khayal dopehar mein aata hai.
Teri mohabbat ko aise sambhal ke rakha hai maine
Jaise toota hua baazu log seene se lagaye phirte hain.
Ajeeb si haalat hai tere jaane ke baad
Mujhe bhook nahi lagti kuch khane ke baad.
Tera pyaar bhi hazar ki note jaisa hai
Dar lagta hai kahin nakli to nahi.
Funny Shayari in English for Boy
Guzar jati hai raat isi kashmakash mein
Ki kambal mein hawa kidhar se ghus rahi hai.
s sardi ki thandak mere dil mein utar gayi hai
Isi wajah se meri shayari jam si gayi hai.
Na main dil mein aata hoon, na samajh mein aata hoon
Itni sardi mein main kahin nahi aata-jaata hoon.
Mohabbat na sahi, muqadma hi kar de
Tareekh dar tareekh mulaqat to hogi.
Funny Shayari 2 line
Guzre gali se husn-e-ittefaq tha
Unhon ne phool pheka, gumla bhi saath tha.
Neend bohot qeemti cheez hoti hai
Is liye to ise Sona kehte hain.
Muskurate raho karein,
Kya pata kal ko daant hi na rahein.
Tasveer lene ke liye sirf camera acha nahi,
Samne wala bhi branded hona chahiye.
Funny Shayari for Friends
Kuch dost khazane ki tarah hote hain
Dil karta hai ke zameen mein gaadh doon.
Ishq woh hai jo doston ko bhulaaye,
Par mehboob ke message na chhupaaye.
Ishq ka haal na poocho mere yaar
Kapde press nahi hote, hum hain tayyar.
Mera dost mujhse yeh keh kar door chala gaya Faraz
Ki dosti door ki achhi, roti tandoor ki achhi.
Funny Jokes in English
When I say that I won’t tell anybody
my bestfriend doesn’t count.
True friends don’t judge each other,
they judge other people together.
Kitabon mein padha tha, jitna ho sake pyar baanto
Jab amal shuru kiya to sab tharki samajhne lag gaye.
Everyone has an annoying friend.
If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Top Funny Shayari in English
We are going to be best friends forever,
besides you already know too much.
Har aahat par jaan nikal jaati hai Faraz
Yeh public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti.
Hum sab ka aik aisa dost zaroor hota hai
Jo apni shareefon wali shakal ki wajah se saza se bach jata hai.
Tum se to company wale bhi achay hain
Dost roz mujhe yaad karte hain message bhej kar.
Love Funny Shayari
Hum bhi nikle the love ki talaash mein
Sardi bohot thi, wapas aa gaye.
Kisi ko khone ka gham kya hota hai, Yeh kal raat pata chala
jab moong phali ka ek saabit dana chilkon mein gum ho gaya.
Dil mein mohabbat ke charagh jalaaye baithe hain
Sardi hai, kambal ko odhaye baithe hain.
Log kehte hain nafrat kharab cheez hai
Toh mohabbat ne humein kaun sa jhoola jhulaya.
Shayari on Funny in English
Tum sataati bohot ho, par dil ko bhaati bohot ho
Sochti hoon ke dawat karun tumhari,
Par tum khaati bohot ho.
Kaise mumkin tha kisi dawa se ilaaj Ghalib
Ishq ka rog tha, maa ki chappal se hi aaram aaya.
Woh meri diary parh kar ro padi
Aur mere paas aa kar kaha
Takhthi likha kar, kitni gandi likhai hai teri.
Woh barson baad mile bhi to bank ki line mein
Ab hum note badalte ki mohabbat karte.
Funny Jokes Shayari in English
Ishq ko sar ka dard kehne wale sun
Humne to yeh dard apne sar le liya.
Hamari nigahon se bachkar woh kahan jayenge
Humne unke mohalle mein hi ghar le liya.
Pyar-mohabbat ki bas itni si kahani hai
Ek tooti hui kashti aur thehra hua paani hai.
Ek phool jo kitabon mein kahin dam tod chuka hai
Kuch yaad nahi aata kiski nishani hai.
Shaadi karni thi par kismat khulti nahi
Taj banana tha par Mumtaz milti nahi.
Ek din kismat khuli aur shaadi ho gayi
Ab Taj banana hai par Mumtaz marti nahi.
Tere ishq ka bukhar hai mujhko
Aur har cheez khane ki manahi hai.
Ek ishq ke hakeem ne sirf
Tere chaman ki mausami batai hai.
Funny Love Shayari in English
Jab tu hoti thi meri zindagi mein
To tere mere ishq ke charche bohot the.
Acha hi hua zindagi se chali gayi tu
Kyunki tere kharche hi bohot the.
Hum dilphek aashiq har kaam mein kamaal kar dein
Jo wada kare woh poora har haal mein kar dein.
Kya zaroorat hai ladkiyon ko lipstick lagane ki
Hum choom-choom ke hi hoth laal kar dein.
Kisi ka jhootha khane se mohabbat badhti hai Faraz
Yeh keh kar woh mera saara halwa kha gaya.
Izzat neelaam ho jaati hai,
Jab message seen ho jaaye aur reply na aaye.
Jokes Funny Shayari for Whatsapp
Kisi ko WhatsApp par aate hi mil gayi manzil
Koi umar bhar yun hi groups mein bhatakta raha.
Kuch maaen ro ro kar beta maangti hain
Aur betay social media par akar betiyan ban jati hain.
Hum ne maana ke reply na karoge tum
Lekin try karte rahenge hum bhi block hone tak.
Na cheda karo baat baat pe admin ko yaaro
Sar-e-group uski izzat kharab hoti hai.
Funny Shayari in English 2 line
Ab to duniya walon pe bilkul yaqeen na karna
Ek bewafa humko China ka bakra keh ke kutta bech gaya.
Mujhe raat bhar yeh baat sone nahi deti Faraz
Ki zindagi chaar din ki hai toh net-pack ek mahine ka kyun.
Umeedon ki shama dil mein mat jalana
Is jahaan se alag duniya mat basana.
Aaj bas mood mein tha to message kar diya
Par roz intezaar mein palke mat bichana.
Funny Shayari in English for Girl
Usi din se WhatsApp se nafrat ho gayi Ghalib
Jab baal katwane ke liye admi ne chanda maang liya.
Woh bewafa hoti to yaaron baat aur thi
Uski wafa se hi dil mein zakhm hai.
Har doosre din uska message aa jata hai
Mobile recharge kara do, balance khatam hai.
Dil mein koi gham nahi baaton mein koi dum nahi
Ye group hai nawabon ka, yahan koi kisi se kam nahi.
Funny Shayari in English for Girlfriends
Arz kiya hai, ladki ka intekhab garmiyon mein kiya karo
Pasina nikalne se original chehra bahar aata hai.
If you get a good girlfriend, you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Kaash tujhe sardi mein lage mohabbat ki thand
Aur tu tadap kar maange mujhe kambal ki tarah.
Baba kehte hain, jab woh kahe net slow tha
Samajh jana, bartan maanjh rahi thi.
Comedy Shayari in English
Tere ishq ne sarkari daftar bana diya dil ko
Na koi kaam karta hai, na koi baat sunta hai.
Ek line mein khade ho gaye Mehmood aur Ayaaz
Aur dono ke joote lekar bhaag gaya Faraz.
Kis kis ka naam lein apni barbaadi mein
Bohot log aaye the duayein dene shaadi mein.
Agar jaldbaazi mein shaadi karke jeevan bigaad loge
Soch samajh kar karoge to kaun sa teer maar loge.
Funny Shayari For Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I always compromise.
I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
Abba ji farmate hain Larkiyan kaanon mein
itne suraakh karwane ke baad bhi kisi ki nahi sunti.
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai ke,
Dimaag ke hote hue khayaal dil mein kyun aata hai.
Mohabbat motay shakhs se karni chahiye,
Taake woh aapko chhod ke bhaag na sake.
Funny Shayari in English for Boyfriends
Main itna shareef ladka hoon
Ladkiyon ko dekhte hi ek aankh band kar leta hoon.
Tum sab ladke ek jaise hote ho
Woh asal mein hum makeup nahi karte.
Larkiyan kehti hain larkay sacha pyar nahi karte
Yaar koi mujhe bhi to aazma kar dekhe.
Aaj woh mujhe dekh kar bahut hans rahi thi Faraz
Uske jaane ke baad pata chala ki meri zip khuli thi.
Funny Shayari For Boyfriend
Woh mila to kehta tha ki pilot banunga Faraz
Haalat aisi hai ki makkhi bhi udayi nahi jaati.
Hamari kismat hi kuch aisi nikli Ghalib
Zameen mili to banjar aur admi mila to kanjar.
Shauq-e-singhar baja hai mera lekin
Teri tankhwa mere sadaqat mein ud jayegi.
Ek to mujhe yaar ki judai maar gayi
Aur doosra khoobsurat hamsai maar gayi.
Funny Sad Shayari in English
Yun bhi to haadson se guzar rahi thi zindagi
Uspe hazar-paanch sau ke note band ho gaye.
Badal de mere purane note Ghalib
Ya wo jagah bata jahan par qatar na ho.
Na jaane logon ko mohabbat kaise mil jaati hai,
Sanoon te subah uth ke manjhi thallon jooti vi nahi labdi.
I don’t know how people find love,
I can not even find my shoes under the bed in the morning.
Funny Shayari in English for Husband
Main pyaar likhta raha wo pyaaz padhti rahi,
Ek nukta ne meri mohabbat ka saalan bana daala.
I kept writing love, but she read onion,
a single dot turned my love into a stew.
Beshak dukh, halaat aur beauty parlour,
Insaan ko poori tarah badal dete hain.
Without a doubt, struggles, circumstances,
and beauty parlors They completely change a person.
Funny Shayari in English Hindi
Apni jurabein dho kar pehna karein,
Yeh na ho ke kaamyabi aap ke qadam choomne aaye aur faut ho jaye.
Always wear clean socks success might come to kiss your feet,
but it should not faint from the smell.
Dheere dheere se meri zindagi mein aana,
Aate hue kuchh khane ko bhi lete aana.
Come into my life slowly,
but bring some food while you are at it.
Funny Shayari 2 line in English
Bahut kar chuke minnatain teri,
Ab hum kisi aur ko pataayenge.
I have begged you enough,
Now, i will try to impress someone else.
Wo poochhna yeh tha ki,
Mohabbat ke safar mein petrol kitna lagta hai.
I just wanted to ask how much fuel is,
needed for the journey of love.
Best Funny Shayari in English
Har qeemti cheez hamesha single hoti hai,
Jaise suraj, chaand aur main.
Aap sab ko yeh jaan kar hairat hogi,
Ke garmiyon mein sardi bilkul nahi lagti.
Sirf Chahna wale ek doosre ko keh sakte hain,
Ja, bohot dekhe hain tere jaise.
Nakhray to mujh mein bachpan se hi hain.
Paida hone ke dedh saal tak kisi se baat nahi ki.
Funny Shayari English
Wo mere roobaru ho kar kuch is tarah roye,
Ke meri hansi nikal gayi uski naak ka gubara dekh kar.
Kahin bhi koi problem ho mujhe bula liya karo,
Mujhe ladai dekhne ka bohot shauq hai.
Kehtay hain Jo hansa uska ghar basa.
Par jis ka ghar basa us se poocho wo phir kab hansa.
Us ne kaha kab tak saath doge,
Maine kaha jab tak easy load nahi maangti.
Funny Shayari for Friend in English
Wo maza nahi duniya ke kisi kone mein,
Jo maza hai subah uth kar phir se sone mein.
Tars jaoge mere deedar ko,
Ek baar mujhe udhaar de kar to dekho.
Mohabbat aur sarkari nokri dono ek jaise hote hain,
Banda rota bhi rehta hai aur karta bhi rehta hai.
Husn ki har ada se waqif hoon,
Tum meri gyaarahwi mohabbat ho.
Funny Shayari
Najoomi tumhare haath mein shaadi ki lakeer nahi hai,
Main: Baba ji, paon mein dekh lein kahin wahan na ho.
Haftay mein do itwaar hone chahiye,
Ek sone ke liye aur ek ghoomne ke liye.
Kisi ladki ko itne qareeb se bhi mat dekho ke,
Uski moochhein hi dikh jaayen.
Khud ko bekaar mat samjhein,
Aap ka ek garda mujhe seb wala phone de sakta hai.
Funny Shayari in English for Friends
Har khoobsurat ladki ke paas ek,
Kaamyaab cream ka vadda sa dabba hota hai.
Mohabbat ka safar lamba hai thoda sa tum chalo,
Thoda sa hum chale? Phir rickshaw karwa lenge.
Neend bohot qeemti cheez hoti hai,
Is liye to ise sona kehte hain.
Jitna sabr main shaadi ke liye kar raha hoon,
Mujhe phal nahi, fruit chaat milni chahiye.
Funny Shayari in English for Instagram
Woh be-wafa hi sahi magar,
Easy load mangte waqt “I love you” bol hi deti thi.
Tujhe khareed loonga tere nakhre samet,
Bas meri committee nikalne de.
Mujhe lambi lambi chhodne ki aadat thi,
Woh lambi thi, maine use bhi chhod diya.
Kaash koi aisi khatarnaak dhamki sunne ko mil jaye,
Zyada pareshan karoge to shaadi kar loon gi tumse.
Friendship Funny Shayari
Tumhare jaane ke baad waqt tham sa gaya,
Woh to baad mein pata chala ke ghadi ka cell khatam ho gaya.
Biwi suna hai Mars par koi zindagi nahi,
Shohar meri te zameen te vi koi nahi.
Insaan ki aankhein tab khulti hain,
Jab woh so ke uthta hai.
Baba ji kehte hainUllu ek aisa lafz hai,
Jise bolne par mooh bhi ullu jaisa ho jaata hai.
Funny Shayari in English for Students
Log kehte hain sabr ka phal meetha hota hai,
Lekin ab sabr karo to phal kisi aur ka ho jaata hai.
Suna hai shaadi ke baad ladkiyan apne,
Bachon ke pampers aise check karti hain jaise WhatsApp aur Facebook.
Poochhna yeh tha ke jin ke khawab toot jaate hain,
Woh wedding kahan se karwate hain?
Izzat ki baat karte ho to suno sahib,
Raat ko machhar bhi paon choomne aate hain.
Wedding Funny Shayari in English
Jis shaadi par bhi jaoon kisi na kisi se pyaar ho jaata hai,
Pichli shaadi par to ghazab hi ho gaya, dulhan pasand aa gayi.
Duniya mein motapa waheed woh cheez hai,
Jise doosre ke paas dekh kar jalan nahi hoti.
Kunware sad sad ke marte hain,
Shaadi shuda lad lad ke marte hain.
Hamsaayon ke ghar pakki hui biryani ka muqabla,
Duniya ka koi perfume nahi kar sakta.
Funny Shayari in Eglish for Wife
Kitni la parwahi hai meri dulhan,
Abhi tak rishta nahi bheja us ne.
Shaadi to aisi ladki se karo ga,
Jise touch mobile aur makeup ka pata hi na ho.
Fan to humare bhi bohot hain,
Magar saare chhat se latke hue hain.
Husn ka kya kaam hai sacchi mohabbat mein,
Aankhein majnu hon to har Laila chudail lagti hai.
Very Funny Shayari
Mujhe khatron se khelna acha lagta hai,
Is liye main har roz saanp wali game khelta hoon.
Main samjha uski khamoshi mujhe maar daalegi,
Phir uski saheli ne bataya yeh gungi hai.
Main mohabbat mein khiaanat nahi karta warna,
Uski ek saheli bhi bohot pyari hai.
Tumhein barish bohot pasand hai,
Aur mujhe keechad mein girti hui tum.
Funny Quotes in English
Aaj dil kar raha tha ke koi gehri baat likhoun,
Magar phir socha koi doob gaya to lene ke dene pad jaayenge.
Dil aur charger kabhi bhi kisi ko na dein
Log jala kar wapas kar dete hain.
Main chaahoon to ek minute mein khareed loon tumhe,
Par kya karoon, maine kabhi kabad khareeda nahi.
Please apne apne gharo mein rahe,
Bahar police walay PUBG khel rahe hain.
Best Funny line in English
Jin ka koi nahi hota,
Un ke free minutes zaya ho jaate hain.
Din mein sooraj, raat mein taare hote hain,
Zyada post karne wale aksar kunware hote hain.
Mujh se to apne baal nahi sambhale jaate,
Kisi ka ghar kya khaak sambhaloon gi.
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume,
Bhuka kar Maar Diya Hai Dosto,
Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao,
Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
1. What is Funny Shayari?
Presenting an event in a funny way is called comedy or joke. It is also called ‘joke’ and ‘latifa’ in English. Jokes also have narrative elements, such as character, story arc, conflict, and resolution. The funny part of a joke is that people laugh after hearing it,
2. What does a joke mean?
A joke is a humorous art that consists of a specific and well-defined article to make people laugh, which usually does not have any serious meaning. People use jokes to laugh in a light-hearted atmosphere.
3. What is the funniest poetry in the world?
1. Love and affection are all deception,
Son, study now, there is still a chance.
2. I have requested that she will mislead me by showing DP,
But you should stick to the Aadhar card.
3. We have given a bad name to witches for no reason,
Otherwise Papa’s nights are being ruined by the fairy tales.
